Quoth the Avengers, “Assemble!”

Because I am over due for blog post and because I can think of nothing better to do and because this was like the worlds most awesome movie ever, here is a post of Avengers Quotes. I am not really sure that I am giving away spoilers or anything but if you haven’t seen the movie yet you might want to read this after you watch it. The jokes will be funnier at least.

There is only one God Ma’m and he doesn’t dress like that. —  Captain America (keeping the faith)

I did! I got that reference. — Captain America (He got it but how many in the audience did? I wonder . . .)

You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. — Captain America (I did, I got that reference!)

Hulk Smash. — Captain America (someone had to say it.)

And just so no one thinks that I’m crushing on Cap here are some quotes from the other Avengers:

That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did. — Tony Stark (best part is that the man is actually playing Galaga)

I have a plan: attack! — Tony Stark (Always an excellent plan)

That’s my secret, Cap: I’m always angry. — Bruce Banner (hey that’s my secret too!)

Super-Heroes in New York? Yea right. — Stan Lee (That’s Irony folks)

These quotes were brought to you by my somewhat unreliable memory so you really should go see the movie yourself to make sure I got them right.

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